Saturday, April 26, 2008

Ouch.

DISCLAIMER: THIS POST IS VERY DEPRESSING, IT IS NOTHING BUT ME COMPLAINING AND TALKING ABOUT MY PROBLEMS. IF YOU ARE CURRENTLY UPSET AND/OR IN A SITUATION WHERE HEARING ABOUT OTHER PEOPLE'S PROBLEMS WILL DEPRESS YOU OR MAKE THINGS WORSE DO NOT READ THIS UNTIL YOU ARE A HAPPY PANDA AGAIN.

Ok so, things took a turn for the worse.

I thought that I was current or close to current on my car payments, apparently I was not. I forgot I had skipped a few payments, so all together I was like five months behind. Because of that, I had my car repossessed on Thursday.

Lovely. Just what I needed. Not only am I having extreme money problems, but now I can't get to work! At least they waited until after I lost car insurance and my checking account. That was thoughtful of them. I'd send them a home-made thank you card if I had money for a stamp.

So, been doing a lot of thinking and trying to figure out what I'm going to do. I have eight options:

1) Pull $800 and/or a car out of my rectum because I'm magic

2) Promise my roommates I'll spend half my money on beer for them if they quit school and/or their social lives to give me rides

3) Spend an entire day walking to the dozen businesses within a couple miles of my house and hope I get a job in like two days that is within walking distance

4) Move back in with my parents which wouldn't change the situation much, I'd still need a vehicle and a job I can get to, and I'm still responsible for my share of the rent at this house until if/when they replace me

5) Do something horribly illegal so I can live in jail

6) Win the lottery

7) Marry a terminally old billionaire

8) Hitchhike to mountains somewhere and live off the land and forget about humanity

So what you think I should do?

Tuesday, April 15, 2008

24.

Episode 24.

So uh... I decided I'm going to start blogging more often. It's therapeutic... aromatic... and people seem bummed when I don't.

Before I forgot, one of the funniest things ever: Christopher Walken on "Prankster's" SNL skit. (The first part is lame, but there's a reason it's lame... watch the whole thing.)

So, what do you want first, the good news or the bad news? Wait... I can't hear you. Fine. I'll decide. Let's do the bad news first so I can end on a positive note.

SOooOOo.. since my last post, uh... money troubles. Left one job because I thought I had a new one that wasn't thirty miles away, that didn't work out, took me a while to find a job, have one now, been working at a gas station for like two months. Yesterday I started what as going to be my second full-time job... but I didn't go today. Just... had a terrible feeling about the entire thing. Without realizing it I was hired through a temp agency who gave me practically no information. Found out after I started that the job as of right now it is considered temporary. They are hiring like 20 people because they *might* be extending their hours, and depending on the new call volume, *might* need more people. So regardless of how well I do there is absolutely no guarantee I won't be laid off. They also absolutely refuse to not only not let me have any control over what my schedule will be, they won't even tell me what my schedule will be until the last day of training, which will completely screw up with trying to do both my jobs at once. There were other concerns too. Just felt wrong about the whole thing. So, back to square one, have a low-paying job and need a second one. My finances are more horrid than I ever imagined they would be. Currently I am not making enough money to pay my bills, and once I AM making enough, I also need to make MORE than that because when you add up my late bills, checking account, and credit cards.. I need about four thousand dollars to get back to EVEN. And that number will continue to rise until I am making more than what I need for bills. Terrible financial situation. I'm not, EXTREMELY stressed about it because I think it will just be a matter of time until I get everything under control again, but it's going to take a long time of being broke, so I am pretty mad at myself for getting into this situation in the first place. Last year I made about $30,000 and have nothing to show for it. I didn't even pay off my car. That's the bad news.

The good news is, despite how the year is starting out, it's going to end good. Why? The best year of my life was when I was twelve years old. Twelve always seems to be my lucky number. Saturday was my 24th birthday... 12x2. Every multiple of twelve will be a good year. I may be crazy yes thank you for pointing that out. My absolute biggest goal this year is to end the year with my credit cards and car paid off completely. It's a doable goal. The grand total for that is roughly $6,500. That's not that much money over the course of a year. If I can make $812 a month more than I spend (or spend less than I make) starting right now I'll accomplish this goal. I will have to work two jobs or find a really really good job. But it's doable. Bottom line, I think since I've DECIDED this will be a good year, it will be... it's really all in your head. Comes down to effort and focusing on the good.

So I'm sorry to the few people that love reading my blog for not posting for like two months. I promise to start doing it again and return to using extreme amounts of witty humor.