Remember the good ol' days when I posted almost daily but never really said anything important? Well now I post once a month and STILL don't say anything important! Tah-dah! If less bad is better than more bad then I feel I have definitely accomplished something.
So I decided to stay here. Either that or I'm behind Kaleb's couch. If I gain five more pounds I could be both. Ah hah! Hah... hah. 'Cuz we all know I could fit between the couch and the wall. Oh no I didn't!
Sorry my brain keeps wandering. It's 3am. So yeah I stayed here. My last post pretty much sums up why. I moved in with Bill over the last couple days. So far so good. I might have a job at Costco. That's good. Except that it's not full time, and it's seasonal... so in January I'll be let go unless other people quit I guess. Meh. I'll be fine probably no matter what my job is as long as I stop wasting money.
I'm too brain dead to say anything serious. I got an idea! Let's end it with one of the few Mitch Hedberg quotes that don't contain profanity:
You ever see one of those mcdonalds commercials? Mcdonalds commercials always end the same way, they say "prices and participation may vary." I wanna be a stubborn mcdonalds owner. I'll be like "Cheeseburgers? Nope. We got spaghetti! ...and blankets. But we are not affiliated with that clown, he attracts too many children."
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