Ouch.

DISCLAIMER: THIS POST IS VERY DEPRESSING, IT IS NOTHING BUT ME COMPLAINING AND TALKING ABOUT MY PROBLEMS. IF YOU ARE CURRENTLY UPSET AND/OR IN A SITUATION WHERE HEARING ABOUT OTHER PEOPLE'S PROBLEMS WILL DEPRESS YOU OR MAKE THINGS WORSE DO NOT READ THIS UNTIL YOU ARE A HAPPY PANDA AGAIN.

Ok so, things took a turn for the worse.

I thought that I was current or close to current on my car payments, apparently I was not. I forgot I had skipped a few payments, so all together I was like five months behind. Because of that, I had my car repossessed on Thursday.

Lovely. Just what I needed. Not only am I having extreme money problems, but now I can't get to work! At least they waited until after I lost car insurance and my checking account. That was thoughtful of them. I'd send them a home-made thank you card if I had money for a stamp.

So, been doing a lot of thinking and trying to figure out what I'm going to do. I have eight options:

1) Pull $800 and/or a car out of my rectum because I'm magic

2) Promise my roommates I'll spend half my money on beer for them if they quit school and/or their social lives to give me rides

3) Spend an entire day walking to the dozen businesses within a couple miles of my house and hope I get a job in like two days that is within walking distance

4) Move back in with my parents which wouldn't change the situation much, I'd still need a vehicle and a job I can get to, and I'm still responsible for my share of the rent at this house until if/when they replace me

5) Do something horribly illegal so I can live in jail

6) Win the lottery

7) Marry a terminally old billionaire

8) Hitchhike to mountains somewhere and live off the land and forget about humanity

So what you think I should do?